Scene 1 Take 1

Inuyasha is running from Kikyo.

Inuyasha- Ha! Now the Shikon is mine! *Suddenly stops*

Director- what?!

Inuyasha- Why am I running from her? I mean she's just a woman right?

(An arrow comes out of nowhere and pierces him and he goes into a coma)

Kikyo- That's why you ingrate full of it pitiful excuse for a hanyou!

Take 2

Inuyasha- I still don't understand

(Gets hit with another arrow)

Kikyo- Honestly

Take 3

Inuyasha- *still in a coma*

Take 4

Inuyasha- Oh! I get it now! I'm running cause she's so damn ugly!

(Gets hit with yet another arrow)

Inuyasha- WILL YOU STOP THAT!

Kikyo- Well maybe if you'd think before you talk then things like this wouldnt happen!

Inuyasha- Please that's a waste of my time.

Kikyo- What like ten seconds!

Inuyasha- Thats way too much time to be spent thinking.
Dur!

Take 5

Sesshomaru- What's the point I mean Inuyasha's just gonna end up pinned to a tree for 50 years, and then that stupid wench will fall into the stupid well and stupidly release that stupid hanyou.

Kagome- I'm sensing anger resentment and hate.

Sesshomaru- well it all started when I was a little pup demon.



Take 6

Inuyasha- that poor tree! Starts crying

Kikyo- uh Inuyasha are you okay?

Inuyasha- I mean that tree gets to be stuck with me for 50 years.

Sesshomaru- yeah, poor tree who'd want that?

Inuyasha- hey(pauses) wait a minute!

Take 7

Inuyasha - what happens when I get bored?

Sesshomaru- well take the hardest jigsaw puzzle ever with you.

Inuyasha- well where is it?

(Sesshoumaru hands him a piece of paper that says Inuyasha)

Kagome- that's the hardest jigsaw puzzle?

Sesshomaru- watch.

(Inuyasha stares at it for a long time)

Inuyasha- I!

Kagome- yes?

Inuyasha- have no clue what this is supposed to mean.

(Everyone does the anime faint)

Take 8

Inuyasha- lets see here. In in inuy inuya inuyaaaaaaaaasssssshhhsa... inuyasha Inuyasha! Let's see who is that..

Kagome- Inuyasha!

Inuyasha- What? Can't you see I'm trying to figure out who this inuyasha character is?

(everyone, once again does the anime faint)

Take 9

Inuyasha- can someone help me?

(No answer)

Inuyasha- hello?!!!

Take 10

Inuyasha - Hey! Is anybody there?

Director- Everyone left this is a solo scene.

Inuyasha- oh

Take 11

Inuyasha- I'm all alone with no one here beside me.

But you gotta have friends! Friends? FRIENDS WHERE? *hops away while still pinned to the tree*

Take 12

Inuyasha- My problems have all gone with no one to confide me!!!

Take 13

Sesshomaru- honestly what did you do with the money Inuyasha.

Inuyasha- *looks nervous and starts to sweat* uhhhh what money?

Kagome- The money your mom gave you for singing lessons!

Inuyasha- she gave me money?

(Starts searching his pockets)

Inuyasha- when where. I don't remember her giving me money. (Stops)

Inuyasha- in fact I think something happened to her long ago when I was young. I wonder what it was..

Kagome- SHE DIED YOU IDIOT!

Inuyasha- well! That's not a very nice thing to say! What if I said that your father died?!!

Kagome- *starts crying* he did you inconsiderate hanyou!

Inuyasha- IM A FRIGGIN HANYOU?! *starts running in circles saying then what am I*

Take 14

Inuyasha is running from Kikyo (in case youve forgottenkami-sama, these characters cant get anything right)

Inuyasha- Ha! Now the Shikon jewel is in my hands! (Trips and slams into the tree)

Director- You're in the air! How did you trip!

Inuyasha- I don't know...

Sesshomaru- *whispers to kagome* wow thats an improvement! When did you teach him that?!

Kagome- I dunno FluffyI dont know

Sesshomaru- why me kami-sama..i dunnooh well *goes on wild rampage*

Director- Shit!! I forgot to lock the props up! Everybody grab a prop!!!

(Sango grabs the tree with Inuyasha still stunned on it, Miroku grabs Sango (slight traces of Hentai are heard in background), Kagome grabs Inuyashas ears, Inuyasha grabs the Twinkie calendar, Sesshomaru grabs his tail then stops)

Sesshomaru- Wait a second! Im on the rampage here!! (drops tail and said tail suddenly falls on Jaken crushing him like Myoga ( A/N: Yay!!!!! *does happy dance* Jakens dead!!!!!!!) )

Jaken: Im not dead!!!!!!

Director and Sesshomaru: Hell yah, you are! (Sesshomaru takes the closest thing to him (which happens to be Inuyasha) and smashes Jaken again and again while Director is latched to Sesshomarus back trying to lift him up to use as a weapon)

Director: Youre too heavygo to weightwatchers!!!

Sesshomaru: (finishes killing Jaken) *cries* Im not fat.Blame the tail!!!!! *goes and curls up in corner and starts sucking on his tail*I wanna go home Mommy!!!!!

Inuyasha- That looks like fun!!!!! *goes and curls up in same corner and leans in menacingly close to Sesshomarus tail*

Sesshomaru- Just what the hell do you think youre doing? MY TAILMINE.GET YOUR OWN!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: *points to Tetsusaiga* Dont make me use this.thispointy stick on you!! Now hand over the tail!

Sesshomaru: Hello! Who are you???

Inuyasha- (falls for it) I dont know...*looks down at Tetsusaiga* Oooooooh, pointy.*stabs himself*Mommy never let me have pointy things*shows it to Sesshomaru*.here you want this??

Sesshomaru- Ah, the ignorance of some.. thanks half-wit!! *takes Tetsusaiga*

Inuyasha: Youre getting shocked, did you know that???

Sesshomaru: (the blast knocked his IQ down to Inuyashas level) Oooooooooh, pointy!!! *stabs himself then starts laughing*that was fun!!!!..

Kagome: (walks over)Bad Dogs!!!!.*gets stabbed by Sesshomaru*

Sesshomaru: See Inuyasha! I told you it was pointy!!

Inuyasha- (hands over money) ..stupid stick.stupid hanyous

Sesshomaru- Did you just call me a hanyou?

Inuyasha- yah!!!I dont have a clue what that means though?

Sesshomaru: Me eitherLets play a gameIll be a Hanyouand you be a Youkai

Inuyasha- okay!!!

(they both proceed to dance around in circles)

Director: Okay! Ive had enough, the wild rampage is apparently over, and Sesshomaru has turned stupid, so well just do this another day!! CUT!!!!

Take 15

Kikyo weakly walks over to Inuyasha and clenches her shoulder.

Kikyo- how could you betray me Inuyasha!

Inuyasha- *is currently eating a hamburger*

Kikyo- Inuyasha!

Inuyasha- what!

Kikyo- I asked you a question!

Inuyasha- Oh I'm sorry what was it?

Kikyo- don't eat with your mouth full! Answer the question!

Inuyasha- * begins to chew his food *

Kikyo- don't ignore me!

Inuyasha- mime why ing wo koo why woood!!

Kikyo- don't talk with your mouth full! (Hits him over the head with a baseball bat)

Sesshomaru- whoa..

(Inuyasha whimpers in pain)

Sesshomaru- nice bat

(Inuyasha glares at Sesshoumaru)

Sesshomaru- What I can't deny that's a good bat. I mean you're pretty hard headed and that bat didn't break. In fact it could have cracked your skull and killed you.. Kikyo hit him again.

Take 17

Kikyo- oh, by the way you still haven't answered my question.

Inuyasha- and what was that question my dear spouse?

Kagome whoa, you know what those words mean?

Inuyasha- yes, in fact I have been knowing what these words meant. Its just that I did not want to waste time and use up all my intelligence correcting your English and telling you what's what and such.

(Sesshoumaru hands him the "Hardest Jigsaw Puzzle Ever Made")

Inuyasha- hmmmm I never could figure this out...

Kagome- well, so much for smart.

Take 18

Kagome falls through the well.

Kagome- ow! That hurt...Uhhhh I think something's missing...

Director -Mistress Centipede!

Kagome- well where is she?

(They hear chewing noises and they look over at Inuyasha and he is chewing what looks like a roasted centipede)

Kagome- ewwwwwwww.

(Inuyasha finishes it all)

Kikyo- Oh right, save none for me!

Keade- I know you inconsiderate hanyou.

Sango- Honestly Inuyasha, your glutinous ways has earned you many enemies.

Miroku- I wanted some I mean you and I are buddies.

Sesshomaru- personally I would have just taken it but I wasn't even in the room.

Kagome- I think I'm gonna be sick..

Take 19

They still don't have a mistress centipede so they use the person who works the lights and dress him up with a few fake plastic arms.

PersonWorkingLights- raorrrrrrrr

Kagome- oh come on that's not scary.

(Inuyasha starts to try and chew on PersonWorkingLights)

Director - leave them ALONE!

Inuyasha- sooooorry. Dang.

Take 20

(The lights flicker and then go out)

Director- What happened?

Kagome - The lights went out.

Director- Well, someone go fix it

Kagome- uh uh too scary.

Director- Kikyo?

Kikyo- Hell no I'm too beautiful.

Director- *sigh* Inuyasha?

Inuyasha- *looks up from chewing on the PWL* huh? No no too busy.

Director- Sesshoumaru?

Sesshomaru- nope

Director- anybody?!

PWL- what about me?

Director-are you sure you're up to it?

PWL- well yea. I am the person that works the lights.

Director- oh okay.

Second Day

Take 1

Inuyasha- Oh boy oh boy oh boy! He's coming he's coming!

Kagome- who's coming?

Inuyasha- The undertaker!

Kagome- eh?.

Sango- Why would you be excited over the undertaker?

Inuyasha- You don't know?! He's the guy that comes every year and gives us presents!

Miroku- who told you that?!

Inuyasha- Sesshoumaru! Why?

Kagome- well it's obvious isn't it? I mean he got it mixed with Santa Claus.

(Inuyasha screams in horror)

Inuyasha- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Santa Claus! Don't let him get me don't let him get me!!!!!

Kagome- Your stupidity is so stupid.

Take 2

Sesshomaru- you know Inuyasha if you stare up in the sun long enough you'll become all demon.

Inuyasha- really! *Runs outside and stares into the sun* Uh is it supposed to hurt?

Sesshomaru- yeah, its testing you to see if you are strong enough to become a demon.

Inuyasha- oh. *Continues to stare at the sun*

Kagome- Inuyasha you are stupid.

Inuyasha- just wait until I'm a youkai! I'll kill you!

Kagome- If you can see me..

Inuyasha- what are you talking about!

Sesshomaru- Inuyasha now you can look away.

Inuyasha- great.. I CAN'T SEE!!!! SESSHOUMARU YOU TRICKED ME!!!!

Sesshomaru- No I didn't its just that your vision is SO good that you have to wait until your body gets used to it.

Inuyasha- Oh how long do I wait?

Sesshomaru- till the rest of your life.

Inuyasha- But when's that?

Sesshomaru- soon enough

Inuyasha- but that's not soon enough.

Take 3

Director- what am I gonna do until Inuyasha gets his vision back?

Kagome- I guess we can wait.

Take 4

(Inuyasha walks in wearing really thick glasses.)

Kagome- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Inuyasha- what's so funny? Mad now because I'm smarter than you?

Sesshomaru- just because you have idiotic looking glasses does not mean that you are smarter than anyone but a piece of dirt.

Sango- In fact I bet a piece of dirt could out wit you.

Inuyasha- Oh please I'd kick that dirt's butt.

(Inuyasha stares intensely at the dirt.)

Inuyasha-..........................................................

Take 5

Inuyasha- ............................., Man you are one smart piece of dirt.

(Anime fall)

Take 6

Kagome- I love you Sesshoumaru!

Sesshomaru- Whoa where did that come from?

Kagome- I don't-

Sango- Oh Sesshoumaru I love you more!

Sesshomaru- eh?

Miroku- Hey! You bastard!

Sesshomaru- What did I do?!

Kikyo- You are sexy did you know that

Sesshomaru- well actually- HEY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Yura- You look cute when you get mad!

Sesshomaru- Not you too!

Inuyasha- I want you to bear my child Sesshoumaru!

Cast-................

Miroku- That's just sick Inuyasha.

Inuyasha- What its not like first of all I'm a guy, second off he's my brother, a third off he's been trying to kill me for the past 50 odd years.

Sesshomaru- actually..

Inuyasha- What now you say you don't love me! Is it because I'm fat! Or is it because you think that those Kono ama's are prettier than me!

Sesshomaru- ONE! I AM YOUR BROTHER!

Inuyasha- well in Japan relatives can legally marry.

Sesshomaru- TWO I am not gay and you are a guy!

Inuyasha- Am not! I am not a guy how could you say such a thing after all we've been through together!

Sesshomaru- HMMMMMMM this morning I said I would kill you! Yesterday I said I would chop off your head and let the guts pour out and watch you squirm until you're heart no longer beat! And then I said if you don't give me that sword I would make sure your crummy life was made a living hell!

Inuyasha- well you know what they say! People that quarrel are really deeply in love with each other!

Kagome- Inuyasha you really need a social life.

Inuyasha- what you don't love him anymore knowing that you'd never stand a chance against my love for him?

Kagome- I said it before and I'll say it again your stupidity is surprisingly high.


Take 7

Kagome- Hey where's Inuyasha?

Kikyo- I don't know I think I saw him leave with a bottle in his hand

(Inuyasha stumbles in looking pretty drunk)

Sesshomaru- are you drunk?

Inuyasha- come and say that to my face!

Kagome- what?

Inuyasha- I swear to drunk I'm not God!

Kikyo- okay your wasted.

Inuyasha- and your pretty.

Kikyo- Aw that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Inuyasha- Bite me.

Sesshomaru- oh how funny times surprise me everyday.

Inuyasha- yes the weather was pretty good today.

Cast- ????????????????????????????????????????

Third Day

Take 1

Director- okay people every month all the Tokyo Directors have been required to give our cast members like tests so who will be first.

Kagome- Inuyasha

Sesshomaru- Inuyasha

Kikyo- Inuyasha

Sango- Inuyasha

Miroku- Inuyasha

Inuyasha- Inu- wait! No!

Director- well Inuyasha your first.

Inuyasha- crap betrayed by my own tongue!

Take 2

Director- Okay first question what is the definition of responsibility?

Inuyasha- Oh that's easy. Its when your responsible for your abilities to chase Twinkies.

Sesshomaru- yea. right.

Director- um okay next question what is the definition of extinct?

Inuyasha- Yea another easy one. Its when you improve your skills on hunting down Twinkies.

Director- what is your obsession with Twinkies?!!

Inuyasha- I don't have an obsession. That word was on my calendar this morning

Director- oh really and which calendar was that?

Inuyasha- Twinkie of the month -^.^-

(Holds up a calendar with Twinkies in Swimsuits)

Director- all righty then.. next question-

Kagome- what's the baby's name?

Inuyasha- huh?

Kagome- do you know who your babys momma is?

Inuyasha- Kagome what on earth are you talkin about?

Kikyo- oh so now we play dumb? HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA BETRAY ME IN 50 YEARS?!

Inuyasha- uhhhh...

(Looks up and counts on his fingers. then counts his toes.. Then goes over to Kikyo and counts her fingers. and toes.)

Kikyo- WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?!

Inuyasha- well I ran out of fingers!

Kikyo- you had to go past 20!

Inuyasha- yes. I mean no. what's that number after 1?

Kikyo- 2!

Inuyasha- oh yea 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 this many.

(Holds up 10 fingers.)

(Kikyo glares at him)

Miroku- I think you better run before you become extinct

Inuyasha- but I'm not a Twinkie!

Kagome- wha???

Take 3

Director- okay now Sesshoumaru. Why do you keep Rin? Do you take good care of her? And what are your motives for her in the future?

Sesshomaru- tch. I keep Rin because one day she will grow into a beautiful teenager, Yes I take good care of her for once she is pretty enough she will become my .wait a secondWHY DO YOU CARE?!

(Director looks at him open mouthed.)

Sesshomaru- what? I was just kidding..the answer is obviousIll kill her when shes older

(Anime fall.)

Director- Right.well what would you do if you ever lost this job?

Sesshomaru- I would steal all the props before I left and use them as I do in the TV show. Tear up this whole damn station and watch it burn to the fiery pits of hell. Then I'd take Rin to someone who could take care of her while I was out looking for a job.

Director- O- Okay. Memo to self, lock all of the props after use.

Take 4

Director- now Kagome why did you take this job?

Kagome- because my mom told me to.

Director- well why would she tell you to?

Kagome: I dont know*goes into blind rage* you got a problem with that?

Director-no(under breath)and I hired you?

Kagome- oh hush.

Director- why do you hang out with Inuyasha?

Kagome- because he can't do anything for himself.

Director- well what's up with this fight with Kikyo?

Kagome- oh we're actually good friends its just when she goes out drinking because Inuyasha drives her crazy 24/7 well if she's there.

Director- Okay.

Director- do you love Inu-

Kagome- no

Director- ?????

Take 5

Director- Kikyo is it true that your drunk?

Kikyo- GASP who told you!

Director- Kagome.

Kikyo- Darn I'll have to kill her later.

Director- okay do you have a relationship with Inu-

Kikyo- no

Director- then why do you keep saying he's betraying you?

Kikyo- because we made childhood promises.

Director- Oh want to tell us what they-

Kikyo- no

D- OKAY New rule wait till I finish the question, statement, or answer!

Kikyo- but I didn't know we were in a position to be able to ask questions about you.

Director- your not just shut up.

Kikyo- fine meany

Director- so are you really a girl?

Kikyo- .yes...

Director-Are you sure??

Kikyo- pretty sure, yes.

D- I can help you. WHO'S WRITING THESE NOTE CARDS!?

(They look over to where they hear typing and see Inuyasha grinning evilly).

Kikyo- Inuyasha!

Inuyasha- hee hee

Take 6

Director- so Naraku do you find yourself attractive?

Naraku- yes.

Director- being a woman. wait your not a woman!

Naraku- Damn girl one more upgrade and I'll be more woman than you why you so stupid stupid!

Director- Hey bite me!

Naraku- you can't afford it honey.

(Snaps fingers and walks out the door.)

Take 7

Director- Okay now Koga.

Director- do you chase Kagome around in real life?

Kouga- oh no cause in real life she's my mate.

Kagome- I AM NOT YOU BAKA!

Kouga- you don't need to hide our love

Kagome- WHAT LOVE IS VISIBLE!

Kouga- you just need to calm down to the reality that I am your mate. I know what your thinking

Kagome- suicide?

Kouga- no

Kagome- homicide?

Kouga- no

Kagome- do you even know what those words mean?

Kouga- no

Kagome- ARGH! I AM NOT YOUR MATE. WHY WOULD I WANT TO MATE WITH THE THE THE UGLIEST PERSON ON EARTH?! I MEAN Sesshoumaru COMES WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU! EVEN Naraku IS AHEAD OF YOU AND HE'S A CROSSDRESSER!

Kouga- but-

Kagome- NO GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY!

Kouga- so that means you don't love me anymore?

Kagome- when ever was there an anymore?

(Koga whimpers and slowly walks out).

Director- WAIT! WE HAVEN'T FINISHED THE INTERVIEW!

(Koga is huddle in a corner in beetle position sucking thumb.)

Director- ugh! Next person!

Take 8

Director- Sango do you and Miroku have a secret relationship?

Sango- yes why?

Director- HUH?

Sango- what?

Director- I didn't think you would be so open seeing that it is a secret relationship.

Sango- oh. well. about that.

Director- nevermind okay now do you see yourself in the future with this job?

Sango- I guess if Bally Total Fitness hasn't offer me a job

Director- so your true dream is to become a fitness trainer?

Sango- well either that or a super model

Director- I see.

Director- so do you take care of Miroku?

Sango- well of course. That is if he hasn't gotten on my nerves or I kicked him out of the house, or I didn't want to see him because of personal reasons.

Director- okay.

Take 9

Director- Miroku. Sango tells me that you give her problems at home

Miroku- what?

Director- at your house. She says that you two have some relationship problems

Miroku- wait a minute. We have a relationship?

Director-. well. yes that what told me

Miroku- please if we had a relationship me and her wouldn't be here.

Director- and why is that?

Miroku- because I'd be-

(Sango hits him with her boomerang.)

Sango- I was just kidding about the relationship thingy.

Take 10

Director- anybody else?

Kagome- yea the kids but they don't count.

Director- okay. Lets start. Action!

(Power goes out.)

Director- what happened?

Kagome- I think we ran out of time.

Director- what! Why!

Kagome- oh its simple because sometimes you have us working after hours so I told them to fix it where the lights go out until open time.

Director- I hate you Kagome

Kagome- I love you too!

Inuyasha- what about me?

Kagome- go sit with Koga no one cares about you.

(Inuyasha goes over to the same corner as Koga, whimpers, Koga scoots over, Inuyasha curls up into beetle position and puts his thumb in his mouth.)

Take 1

Sesshoumaru is at the lake with the sea monster thingy about to take his arm.

Sesshomaru- Jaken get the arm for me.

Jaken- yes Sesshoumaru-sama.

(Is about to go take the demon's arm when Mrs. H comes up to Sesshoumaru with 2 dresses in her hand.)

Director- what the hell?

Mrs. H - Sesshy. What do you think about these?

Sesshomaru- what are you doing here?

Mrs. H- well I wanted to know what I was going to wear on our date. Tonight.

Kagome- MOM! Oh that's sick!

Kikyo- I am disappointed in you Sesshoumaru.

Sesshomaru- what date! I'm not going anywhere with you you maniac!

Mrs. H- but that not what you said when we-

Sesshomaru- THAT WAS 2 WEEKS AGO! AND ONLY ONCE!

Inuyasha- that is no excuse man.

Kagome- Im just going to ignore the past few statements, okay?

Sesshomaru- but!

Mrs. H- oh don't be such a baby.

Sesshomaru- I don't

Kagome- I hope you go to hell.

Sesshomaru- you stalker.

Take 2

Mrs. H - I am not a stalker!

Sesshomaru- then how did you know where I lived?

Mrs. H- oh I followed you home but that doesn't consider me a stalker.

Sesshomaru- But I dont live here! How did you know I was here!!!!!!

Mrs. H- I did a little research about you and found all your personal information out, including that you work hereby the way, tell Rin shes an adorable little girl. But still that doesnt make me a stalker

Sesshomaru- yea right. You guys see what I'm talking about?

Kagome- what?

Inuyasha- I'm sorry I wasn't listening.

Sango- talking to yourself Sesshy?

Sesshomaru- don't call me Sesshy.

Kagome- yes only I can call him Sesshy.

Sesshomaru- um no you can't

Kagome- oh but we love each other. Right?

Sesshomaru- uh no.

Mrs. H- you girls run along me and my lover have plans to discuss.

Sango, Kagome, Sesshomaru- your lover!

Kagome- excuse me mom but I think its kind of weird you and me fighting over him daughter and mom.

Mrs. H- yes I totally agree so when are you going to give up?

Kagome- Mom! He's mine I'm sure he'd rather have a beautiful girl like me. than an old hag like you.

Mrs. H- excuse you!

Sango- yes. Mrs. H. your looks have faded over the 20 years.

Mrs. H- I am NOT that old!

Kikyo- it wouldn't matter anyway. I'm taking him for my own.

Inuyasha- hey what about-

Kikyo- shut up whelp.

Take 4

Kagome- Listen the fight is really between me and Sango because you have Inuyasha and plus we are the same person.

Kikyo- true but you get the mature brother, the stronger brother. the. the. handsome brother..

Sesshomaru- uhhhhh

All the girls (including Director) look at him lustfully

Sesshomaru- uhhhhhhhhhhhhelp?

Take 5

Kagome tackles Kikyo and throws her in the closet.

Kagome- now its down to two.

Mrs. H- aherm!

Kagome- oh right now its down to two.

Mrs. H- you bitch.

Take 6

(Sango puts on a mask tackles Mrs. H into a room gas starts coming out of it and Sango walks out smiling)

Kagome- what did you do?

Sango- I killed her.

Kagome- WHAT!

Sango- just kidding. Sleeping gas.

Take 7

(Music starts to play). (A/N: Songfic time! I dont own the song either, L )

Kagome- Excuse me can I please talk to you for a minute?

Sango- Um hum sure. You look kind of familiar.

Kagome- Yeah you do too but umm I just wanted to know do you know somebody named you you know his name

Sango- oh definitely I know his name.

Kagome- well I just wanted to let you know. He's mine.

Sango- huh...no no he's mine.

Kagome- you need to give up.

Sango- had about enough

Kagome- its not hard to see-

Sango- the boy is mine.

Kagome- I'm sorry that you, seem to be confused.

Sango- he belongs to me-

Kagome- the boy is mine.

Kagome- I think its bout time we got this strait. Lets sit and talk face to face. There is no way you could mistake, him for your man are you insane?

Sango- I know that you may be just a bit jealous of me. But your blind if you can't see that his love his all in me.

Kagome- you see I tried to hesitate I didn't want to say what he told me. Said without me he couldn't make it through the day aint that a shame.

Sesshomaru- I did what?

Sango- maybe you misunderstood cause I can't see how he could wanna, leave something that's so good cause my love is all it took.

Sesshomaru- who what when where and why did I say those things. Wait I forgot howintheHELL DID I SAY THAT!!!

Kagome- you need to give up.

Sango- had about enough.

Kagome- its not hard to see-

Sango- the boy is mine

Kagome- I'm sorry that you, seem to be confused.

Sango- he belongs to me-

Kagome- the boy is mine.

Sango- Must you do the things you do Keep on acting like a fool You need to know it's me not you And if you didn't know it girl it's true

Kagome- I think that you should realize And try to understand why He is a part of my life I know it's killing you inside

Sango- You can say what you wanna to say What we have you can't take From the truth you can't escape

I can tell the real from the fake

Kagome- When will you get the picture You're the past, I'm the future Get away it's my time to shine And if you didn't know the boy is mine

Director- okay that's enough SHUT UP!

Sango- well damn cant you see that we are doing what we can to get things strait.

Director- yea uh huh This is NOT American Idol. And frankly I don't give a fuck that you are having emotional relationship problems but if it were up to me YOU'D ALL BE AT AN INSTITUTION!

Kagome- oh I feel loved.

Sesshomaru- I still think Mrs. H. is a stalker.

Director- and I still think that your mother beat you as a child.

Sesshomaru- NO NOT THE PAIN NOT AGAIN HELP ME!!! NOOOOOO!!!

Kagome- awww poor thing.

director- pity.

Day 5

Take 1

Kagome- Just leave me alone you bitch!

Mrs. H- I don't have to I'm your mother and what I say goes!

Kagome- yea you were afraid daddy would leave and he left!

Mrs. H- shut up! You never appreciate me never! And you always want me to give you things! A car A computer, beer! Marijuana parties a room for you and your 3 kids because you got kicked outta the prostitute institution!

Inuyasha- whaaaaaaa?

Kagome- leave me alone! If only you knew what I've been through!

Mrs. H- I know enough that when you first got into some shit I offered to help you and you said no! so I didn't help and now you want me to cause the cops are chasing your ass! Well no way!

Sango- what the hell are you two talking about!

Shippo- don't kick Kagome out I mean I know she didn't mean it!

Kikyo- go Kagome.

Kagome- what?

Mrs. H- hey you guys why are you acting so weird?

Sango- what are you talking about?

Kagome- I'm helping my mom with her acting lessons.

(Anime fall)

Director- who said you could do that here?

Kagome- I dunno

Director- well don't okay.

Kagome- fine

Take 1 scene 134 (I just guessed okay)

Koga kidnaps Kagome and runs towards the cliff

Koga- Ha! They wont catch up now I have 3 jewel shards in my legs! *holds up 3 fingers and drops Kagome* Oops sorry.

director- grrrrrr

Take 2

Koga- Ha they'll never catch up with me now I have 3 jewel shards in my legs!

Director- uh Koga.

Koga- yes mon capitan?

Director- YOU FORGOT TO KIDNAP Kagome!

(Koga looks back and sees Kagome there filing her nails.)

Koga- oooohhhhhhh oops sorry man.

Take 3 Koga kidnaps Kagome and runs towards the cliff.

Director- Kagome!

Kagome- what!

Director- your supposed to scream not sit there and look stupid!

Kikyo- er

Kagome- shut up you pile of dirt. Literally.

Kikyo- don't make me go graveyard on your wanna be ass!

Director- why don't you both shut up.

Take 4

Koga kidnaps Kagome and is about to jump off the cliff

Kagome- *looks at the director* now?

Director- yes now

Kagome- Oh okay. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

Director- argh

Take 5

Koga kidnaps Kagome and then runs towards the cliff

Kagome- SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! LET GO OF ME YOU CREEP PUT ME DOWN NOW!!

Koga- ha they'll never catch up now!

Kagome- Well you can't really say anything CAUSE YOU HAVE JEWEL SHARDS IN YOUR LEGS!

Koga drops Kagome and glares at her

director- what's the problem?

Koga- she she she she hurt my feeelings!!!! *starts crying*

Director- oi!

Take 6

Koga kidnaps Kagome and jumps off the cliff

Kagome- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GONNA FALL SOME BODY HELP ME!

Koga- WILL YOU SHUT UP WE ARE NOT GOING TO FALL!

They suddenly fall off the cliff into the water.

Kagome- I told you!!

Take 7

Koga kidnaps Kagome and jumps off the cliff.

Kagome- AHHHHH HELP ME!!!

Koga misses and falls off the second cliff

Take 8

Koga kidnaps Kagome and is about to jump off the cliff when he trips over a caterpillar.

Koga- what!

Director- a CATERPILLAR?

Kagome- damn.

Director- somebody go kill it. Inuyasha you do it.

Inuyasha- fine.

Goes over to step on the caterpillar, but it looks at him with big sad eyes and he doesn't

Kagome- what's wrong Hanyou?

Inuyasha- I. I can't do it!!!

Kagome- why?!

Inuyasha- because its sooooo cute!

Sesshomaru- lord child your pathetic.

Take 9

Koga kidnaps Kagome and is about to jump off the cliff when he almost trips over Inuyasha pushing the caterpillar in a cradle.

Kagome- what the fuck?

Inuyasha- shhh I just got it to go to sleep. Hush little calli don't you cry momma's gonna buy you a small glass eye

Sesshomaru- NOOO THE CUTENESS! (acts like hes gonna rip out his hair)

Director- NOOOOOOO, BAD SESSHY!!!! Dont ruin your hair

Sesshomaru- Did you call me Sesshy???? *eyes start to turn red*

Director (thinking) Shit, the props arent locked and I dont want to start another rampage so here goes(out aloud) Sorry, Sesshomaru-sama, Ill never do it again.*coughs*Fluffy*coughs*

Sesshomaru- *attacks director*

Director- ouchthats gonna leave a mark*looks down at arms laying on the floor*

Take 10

Inuyasha- and if that glass eye gets cracked, momma's gonna buy you an ugly old shack

Take 11

Inuyasha- and when that ugly shack breaks down momma's gonna buy you a a beating clown.

Take 12

Inuyasha- and when that beating clown blows up

Kagome- if you don't be quiet I'll kick your butt.

Inuyasha- well that wasn't nice

Kagome- if you didn't notice that comment wasn't going on nice Inutwerp.

Take 13

Kagome- ugh I need coffee

Inuyasha- what's coffee?

Kagome- this stuff. *Hands him a cup of coffee, he spills it because he burns his tongue.*

Inuyasha- ow hot hot hot!

Kagome- well I thought you would have figured that out by the sign on the little cup that said caution this contains hot substances.

Inuyasha- eh nobody reads those anymore

Sango- well maybe you would have noticed the really hot steam coming from the cup.

Inuyasha- you drink coffee too?

Director- didn't I tell you ya'll couldn't have coffee?

Kagome- NO! NEED COFFEE YOU TRY TAKE AWAY I KILL!

Sesshomaru- COOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Where???

Director- cripes

Take 14

Inuyasha coffee, coffee,coffee,coffee,coffee,coffee,coffee! Where do you get this stuff

Kagome- they say it come from Columbia but-

Kouga- no buts lets go there now!

Sango- uh how many cups have you two had.

Inuyasha- *currently bouncing up and down*

Kouga- *takes a sip and bounces up and down*

Kagome- uhhhh

Inu- I don't know I lost count at 30 somethin you remember Kouga

Kouga- nopenopenope don't remember don't care lets go to that Columbia place and

(Growling can be eard in Kouga's then Inuyasha's stomach)

Kouga, Inuyasha- uh oh.

Director- what?

Kouga, Inuyasha- BATHROOOM!!!!!

(They run out of the room.)

Director- they need to switch to decaf

Sesshomaru- COOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Where?

Director- *points in some random direction* therego get it.*under breath*..thats the last well see of him for awhile..

Sesshomaru- *drinks coffee*

Director- (anime faint)..and where did you get that????

Sesshomaru- *bounces up and down*

Director- uh oh..not good

Sesshomaru- *transforms into giant fluffy dog*

Director- BAD SESSHY-ummmI mean SESSHOMARU!!! WERE ONLY RENTING THIS PLACE..NO PUTTING HOLES IN THE CEILING!!!!

Sesshomaru- *too busy ripping the building to shreds and melting the floor with caffinated poison drool*

Director- OK then.Everyone for themselves!!! Oh, and please grab a prop again..

(No one listens except Miroku who tries to grab Sangoagain)

Day 6

Take 1

Grandpa- oh I'm sorry Kagome isn't here she in the feudal age of Japan. When will she be back? Oh I don't know maybe in a couple a days yes yes I'll tell her you called.

Director- *stares in disbelief *

Grandpa- what?

Director- I knew we should never have had you in this...

Take 2

Grandpa- oh she cant come to the phone right know on account of she's she's getting married.

Director- what!

Kagome- WHAT!

Inuyasha- ohhh I wanna be the flower girl!

Sesshomaru- * cough cough cough *

Take 3

Grandpa- Oh I'm sorry she cant come to the phone right know she's in a lot of pain.. yes its her back and her diabetics and she caught phenomena and she's- *Kagome knocks him over the head *

Kagome- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Director- you know what get him outta here I give up!

Take 12

Inuyasha walks by a poster and looks at a sentence that says : There has been a shortage on coffee if anyone knows who did it please inform the director so that the person will be fired.

Sesshomaru- *whistles and walks away*

Inuyasha- There has been a shoragte on coffee if anyone knows who did it please ifor nm the dictetorr so that the person will be fried.

Sesshomaru- fried that doesn't say fried! That says fired Fired. What are you stupid!

Inuyasha- yes

Take 13

Inuyasha- damn it that's the third hand in a row!

Sesshomaru- what do you mean?

Inuyasha- I lost 3 MILLION DOLLARS IN BLACK JACK!

Sesshomaru- ha ha!

Inuyasha- well actually it was your money so.

Sesshomaru- WHAT YOU BASTARD!

Inuyasha- HA WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

Sesshomaru- grrrrrrr

Take 14

Inuyasha- damn! This is not my thing

Kagome- what happened?

Inuyasha- I lost 400 dollars!

Kagome- ha ha!

Inuyasha- I got it from your check

Kagome- BITCH!

Take 15

Inuyasha- SHIT! THIS IS NOT GOOD!

Sango- what happened?

Inuyasha- I bet off this little boy and I lost!

Sango- Ha you idiot the mothers gonna be sooo mad!

Inuyasha- actually the mother died.

Sango- dad?

Inuyasha- dead

Sango- brothers?

Inuyasha- had none

Sango- sisters?

Inuyasha- just one..

Sango- what was the boys name?

Inuyasha- Kohaku

Sango- WHAT!!! YOU JACK ASS!!! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL WITH THAT BITCH OF A PRIESTESS AND MAKE SURE YOU BURN TO THE BONE! I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR MOTHER LOOKS DOWN ON YOU WITH DISGUST UNTIL YOUR VERY SOUL IS DEAD AND UN SAVEABLE!!

Director- damn don't get Sango mad..

Take 16

Inuyasha- I think I have a gambling problem.

Kikyo- your addicted to it?

Inuyasha- No I'm just really bad at it.

Day 7

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`` Take 1

Inuyasha walks in

Inuyasha- Hey you guys don't freak but.

Kagome- how can we freak I mean you've told us every disturbing thing possible right?

Inuyasha- welll..

Sesshomaru- what other annoying bad things could you possible tell us?

Inuyasha- ummmm.

Sango- it better not be anything that bad.

Inuyasha- WELL LET ME TALK PEOPLE!

Sango- rear. (A/n just to let you know that was a cat noise.)

Take 2

Inuyasha- so anyway I wanted to know how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Sesshomaru- 3.7

Inuyasha- HOW DID YOU KNOW?!!!

Kagome- what?

Sango- are?

Kikyo- you?

Miroku- talking about?

Inuyasha- that's the answer.

Sesshomaru- why it was simple little brother. All you had to do was- *a news person comes on*

News Person- we interrupt this program for the following being stated.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

N.P.- now that was just a test. If it were a real emergency the beep would have sounded like this.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAAEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEP

N.p.- we now continue with our regular programming.

Sesshomaru- and that's exactly how you do it.

Director- @.@

Take 3

Inuyasha- okay next question. How much water cans a water snake swallow if a water snake could swallow water? (A/n and that's what too much free time will do to ya -^.~- bet you cant say that ten times fast)

Kagome- oh that's easy, 15 gallons

Sesshomaru- dare I ask how you got that?

Sango- well actually I got that too

Miroku- tell us.

Sango, Kagome- Okay what you do is-

N.p.- we interrupt this program for an important bulletin

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

N.p.- that was just a test, if it were a real emergency then the beep would have sounded like this-

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAAEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEOAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEP

Kagome- and that's it

Inuyasha- Wow I never knew it could be that simple.

Director- *stares in disbelief*

Take 4

Kagome walks in drunk.

Kagome- oh I feel like crap.

Kikyo- Funny I was just thinking that you look like crap.

Kagome- funny how you and I look the same.

Inuyasha- Burn.

Kikyo- shut up Inukorru

Inuyasha- I resent that.

Sesshomaru- just because your mother gave you that nickname is no reason to resent it.

Inuyasha- shut up just shut up.

Take 5

Naraku- so Kagome since you don't be feeling good, why not come back to my mansion?

Kagome- Please Naraku you're so fake youre like my cousin's tie.

N- what do you mean?

Kag- It's a clip on.

Inu- BURN BURN BURN!!! (And that is what too much free time will do to you.)

Kagome- I wouldn't talk Inuyasha you're so stupid your mother had to sew your names in your shirt but that didn't work.

Inuyasha- what?

Kikyo- that's so true!

Inuyasha- I don't get it.

Kikyo- gosh you're stupid.

Naraku- you should talk. Remember when we were going out and-

Inuyasha- what!

Naraku- shut up.

Kouga- heh

Naraku- but anyway I remember when I had to buy you jewelry with your name on it.

Kikyo- why does that matter?

Naraku- Oh how I wish I had a girlfriend who wanted me to buy them jewelry with their names on for decoration, not so they could remember their name.

Kagome- ooooooo that's a big burn.

Kikyo- shut up! Well you you little slut you didn't want me to tell any-

Sesshomaru- you know I found this tape of Inuyasha Kagome made it, and it has Kagome's voice in the background

Kikyo- ooo really?

Inuyasha- Kagome! I thought you said you burned it!!!

Kouga- Now I wanna see

Director- yea me too

Sango- me three

Miroku- 4

Mrs. H.- 5

Kagome- even though I made it 6

Sesshomaru- alright

He puts the tape in the VCR and they see Inuyasha sampling Kagome's clothes, and they hear Kagome's voice.

Kagome's voice- So Inuyasha do you really think you're alone? Well guess again. I knew it was you who stole all my clothes and I have this tape to humiliate you...

They see that Inuyasha has no clue he's being video taped and starts to dance in Kagome's high heels and her school uniform..

To the beat of Brandy "what about us?" (I made this up in 15 minutes)

Why don't you return my clothes?

I aint got nothin to wear

Only got ties for my hair

I don't care if it's too small

Get me some clothes from the mall

I don't need this (bullshit)

Not some towels (You bitch)

All I need are blue jeans

Tank tops that are dark green

Don't need your pity I will

Be just fine if you find

Some coloroy jeans and I'll just

Wait here till you get them

I just want to know what

What about all of the skirts and high heels? *Inuyasha leaves and comes out in a dark blue dress*

What about all of my capris and tank tops? *Then he starts dancing*

What about some of my shorts and sandals? *Very freakishly*

And don't forget all of my Turtleneck shirts.

What about some of my Flares and dresses?

What about all of my Tommy Hill pants?

Don't forget all of those rugby long sleeves.

What about all of my socks and corsets

What about? What about. What about those

What about those what about those?

Where are my clothes?

I thought that you were just trippen

But you just played me off today

Said that you had all my jeans

Didn't think I'd need Caprice

Can't find my shirts or dresses

Think I'm pissed you bet I am

Think you'll be comin back here

Even took my coats boy please

I don't need this (bullshit)

Not some towels (You bitch)

All I need are blue jeans

Tank tops that are dark green

Don't need your pity I will

Be just fine if you find

Some coloroy jeans and I'll just

Wait here till you get them

I want to know what

What about all of the skirts and high heels?

What about all of my caprice and tank tops?

What about some of my shorts and sandals?

And don't forget all of my Turtleneck shirts.

What about some of my Flares and dresses?

What about all of my Tommy Hill pants?

Don't forget all of those rugby long sleeves.

What about all of my socks and corsets

What about? What about.

What about those? what about those

What about those? Where are my clothes?

Baby you should now hear this

I thought I gave you clothes for your own

Yea I meant it.

Now what if I told you I see you

In my shoes

The game you tried to play me with

See I beat you

You see I had a camera in your house

So when you

Thought you could cross dress alone

See I taped you

And now because you thought you could steal them

Unpunished

Everyone gets to see you dressed like me! What about!

What about all of the skirts and high heels? *Inuyasha leaves and comes back with knee high boots*

What about all of my caprice and tank tops? *And a pink tank top shirt, and a purple mini skirt*

What about some of my shorts and sandals? *And starts to dance*

And don't forget all of my Turtleneck shirts.

What about some of my Flares and dresses?

What about all of my Tommy Hill pants?

Don't forget all of those rugby long sleeves.

What about all of my socks and corsets

What about? What about.

What about those what about those

What about those? Where are my clothes?

(See what free time will do to you?)

End of tape ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```````

Cast- Look on with mouth open.

Inuyasha- You bitch

Kagome- It's not my fault cross dresser!

Sesshomaru *laughs* (A/N Scary..no) - what Kagome won't do for revenge.

Kikyo- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Sango- that was a little disturbing

Kouga- embarrassing

Director- which all equals up to-

Miroku- very very funny.

Take 1 scene 5.

Rin runs in with shippou

Rin- Kagome sama me and shippou want to play hide n seek

Kagome- fine

Inuyasha- I wanna play too!

Kikyo- why?

Inuyasha- you don't know? Hide n seek is only the best game ever

Kagome- alrighty then. ya'll go hide and I'll count to ten

Inuyasha, Rin, shippo- Okay..

Kagome- 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Looks up every one is hiding but Inuyasha who is standing there with a stupid grin on his face.

Kagome- Inuyasha you're supposed to go hide!

Inuyasha- huh? Oh I'm sorry.

Kagome- it's okay. I'll start again. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Looks up and inuyasha is still standing there with a stupid grin on his face.

Kagome- Inuyasha!!

Inuyasha- *looks around* oh oops

Take 2

Kagome- 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Looks up and inuyasha isn't there.

Kagome- wow he did it.

~~~~10 hours later~~~~

Kagome- UGGGH I FOUND EVERYONE BUT INUYASHA!!!!

Sesshoumaru walks over to a table and lifts it. Inuyasha is sitting there holding a spoon in front of his face.

Inuyasha- shhhhh she'll never find me.

Sesshomaru- you two were meant for each other

Take 3

Kikyo- how could you betray me inuyasha!

...............

Director- uhhhh Kagome did you ever find him?

Kagome- no why?

Director- damn where is he!

Miroku- why don't we ask Sesshoumaru

Director- why he doesn't care

Kikyo- yea you're right

Miroku- did we look under the table behind that weird looking statue that wasn't there before we started playing?

Kagome- nope I mean what's the point I mean that statue's way too ugly to be inuyasha and plus he'd be afraid of it. Being his little fear of manicans and other still things that look real.

Miroku- oh.. So where could he be?

Inuyasha- I am not ugly!

Sesshomaru- oh but you are little brother. You're ugly and dumb

Inuyasha- am not...

Starts crying

Director- oh boo freakity hoo cry me a riversee if I care.

Take 4

Kikyo- how could you betray me inuyasha?!

Inuyasha- uh.

Kikyo- your line.

Inuyasha- yea whatever. Can you like be quiet now I have a hang over.

Kikyo- yes sweety anything for you...

Director- whaaaaa?

Take 5

Kikyo- I can't work like this! How dare you that's all I have to say I mean not only will this effect me, but what about that poor ugly whore??!!

Inuyasha- I thought you said that's all you had to say! And she wasn't ugly! She was at least prettier than you!

Cast- GASP!

Kikyo- Inuyasha!

Inuyasha- what!

Kikyo grabs him by the ear and drags him out of the room. They can hear whimpers and yelling.

Director- alrighty then...

Take 6

Kikyo- How could you betray me Inuyasha?

Inuyasha- easy beat me up like that again and my path's as clear as the damn crystal!

Kikyo- why you little!

She runs for inuyasha but Sesshoumaru, Miroku and Naraku are holding her back.

Kikyo- Let me go or I'll purify what needs not to be purified!

Everybody lets go.

Director- all right then.

Take 7

Kagome- oh no! Its terrible!

Kikyo- what happened

Sango- this is something that should never be!

Kikyo- what!

Miroku- this is a total disaster!

Kikyo- IF YOU DON'T TELL ME I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!

Kagome- Inuyasha and Kouga have gotten together to have a little happy hour time.

Kikyo- oh no..

Take 8

Kouga- dude!

Inuyasha- sweet!

Kouga- dude!

Inuyasha- sweet!

Kouga- you gotta tattoo

Inuyasha- you gotta tattoo too!

Kouga- dude what does mine say

Inuyasha- dude! What does mine say!

Kouga- sweet!

Inuyasha- dude!

Kouga- sweet

Inuyasha- dude!

Kouga- sweet!

Naraku- dudes! If you don't shut up I'll kill you!

Inuyasha- not cool

Kouga- really not cool

Inuyasha- we gotta teach him

Kouga- yep

Take 9

Inuyasha- dude!

Kouga- sweet!

Naraku- radical!

Kagome - OH MY GOD!

Inuyasha- cool dude you gotta a tattoo!

Naraku- radical what does it say

Inuyasha, Kouga- Radical!

Director- oi vey sa

Inuyasha- What does my tattoo say?

Kouga, Naraku- DUDE!

Kouga- What does mine say for hells sake!

Naraku, Inuyasha- Lame

Kouga- Really?!

Naraku, Inuyasha- NO!

Director- Im saying CUT! For absolutely no reason!

~*Next Day*~

Take 1

*Director walks in*

Kikyo: And just where were you

Director- Youre not my mom, dad, or anyone I wish to know, youre just someone I have the displeasure of meeting. Slut.

Kikyo- No, thats Kagome whos the slut.

Inuyasha- Easy mistake -^.^-

Kikyo, Kagome- What did you say?!

Inuyasha-oops!

Sesshomaru- you are an idiot!

Director- Was there ever any doubt in your mind?

Take 2

Inuyasha walks in with a large bump on his head

Kagome- What happened?

Inuyasha- What do you think?

Kagome- You hit your head trying to get an apple again.

Inuyasha- yes.

Sesshomaru- How did that happen?

Inuyasha- What do you mean? Its sooooo simple!

Sesshomaru- Oh, excuse me! Will you please enlighten me?

Inuyasha- I headbutted the tree in hope of getting an apple. Duh!

Sesshomaru- But we dont have an apple tree.

Inuyasha- Yes we do. In the next room.

(Sesshomaru walks into next room and looks aroundtheres nothing but an orange tree)

Sesshomaru- So where is it?

Inuyasha- Are you blind and stupid? Its right there *points at orange tree*

Sesshomaru- But thats not.

Kagome- Let it go..the idiot will never give up

Inuyasha- Who, Sesshomaru?

Sesshomaru, Kagome- No! You!!!!!

Inuyasha- But Im not an.oh wait*headbutts the "apple" tree*

Sesshomaru- *sigh*

Kagome- Told cha

Both turn and walk out, leaving Inuyasha standing there repeating banging his head against the "apple" tree

Take 3

Inuyasha- Hey you guys, Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kagome- To get to the other side..

Inuyasha- No..Stupid..who would cross a road for that..

Sango- to get hit by a car?

Inuyasha- Nope..not this time anyway

Sesshomaru- to die?

Inuyasha-nope

Sesshomaru- not even at my hands?

Miroku- to find his missing hentai magazines?

Director- He said Chicken not Monk

Inuyasha- No.

Director- To get away from you people

Inuyasha- Damn youhow did you know?

Director- Simple! I might try crossing a road soon to escape *grabs Sesshomarus tail* Youre coming with me, though.

Sesshomaru-ok!

Everyone else- .

Director- Yay! Stay!

Sesshomaru- *eats dirt*

Director- Oopsoh well..time for introductions..Dirt, SesshomaruSesshomaru, Dirt.

Cast- Whats wrong with you today?

Director- For once, Sesshomaru didnt drink all the coffee, so I actually got some! *bounces* But now as payback for their stupidity..i present for your entertainmentthe musical "ground pounds"

Sesshomaru, Inuyasha- Huh????

Director- stay, sit *they hit ground*, sit, stay *further into holes*, anyone else joining before they get up..?

Kagome- SIT!!!

Kikyo- STAY!!!

Kagome- Wait..why did you say Stay? Sesshomaru is mine!.

Director- *pulls out a powerful paintball gun* nowwSesshomaru is minedont make me use this.

Everyone except Kikyo- *gulp* okay

Kikyo- Hell no..Im not afraid..hes mine..

Director- okay then.. *uses all of ammo on Kikyo*

Kikyo- *is covered in paint and paintball casings*

Director- told cha Id use it

Kikyo-*falls over with multiple paintballs through her head*

Director- Well, ya know what they say, in one ear and out the other.

Cast-*still afraid* ya

Inuyasha-im not..*get gun pointed at him*..notnotnot..

Sesshomaru- Smart???

Inuyasha- Yah! Thats the word.. Smart! S-M-R-T!

Director- *points gun at Sesshomaru* you no give him more intelligence then he needsfollow me

Sesshomaru- sorry, sorry.*follows Director into side room*

(Director pulls out lava lamp and starts beating Sesshomaru over the head with it until hes unconsious.)

Sesshomaru- Ouch*faints*

Director- *looks at tail hanging over Sesshomarus shoulder* Ooooooh, fluffy.MINE!! *pulls out switchblade and proceeds to cut off part of tail* Hell be feeling that when he wakes up*pulls out anathestic* its a bit latebut oh well. *shoves anathestic needle into Sesshomarus face* not sure if thats where I was supposed to put that *looks at giant needle mark on Sesshomarus nose* Thats gonna leave a mark..I better start running now

Sesshomaru- *wakes up* damn straight, you should.

Director- That gonna smart! *screams insanely and runs off at speed of dust particle still clutching tail.* (doesnt realize Sesshomaru is still attached to it..)

Sesshomaru- You die now, clown!

Director- CLOWN? WHERE?!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! *starts beating on random things with fishincluding Sesshomarus left arm*

Sesshomaru- *stops suddenly* Left arm? I dont have a left arm?! Theres never been any left arm.*looks down at left arm*.Oh my god!!!! I have a left arm! *bounces for joy*

Director- You cant have that! *pulls Sesshomarus left arm off and chucks it as far as she canand thats pretty damn far*

(Sesshomaru chases after arm)

Sesshomaru- Come Back friend!!!!!!!!!!

Director- Thats the last well see of him for a while..Jaken come here..i need a beating toy

Jaken- No Director-Sama!!!!!!!

Director- I thought you were dead alreadyoh wellMELEE!!!!!!!!

(everyone grabs weapons except Miroku and Sango who have disappeared. . .)

Director- Does anyone even want to know?

Everyone else- No!!!!!

Director- okay! Deathmatch resume!!! *proceeds to attack Jaken with 70s lava lamp*

(Jaken is mesmerized by lava, and fails to notice Director beating the shit out of him)

Sesshomaru- Im not partipating in this! *continues to screw left arm on while chewing on it as well*

Director- When did you get that?

Sesshomaru- When I ate that cup of sugar

Director- OH MY GOD!!! EVERYBODY RUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and grab a prop..please (Miroku, Sangowellyou know..)

Sesshomaru- Floorboard!!!!! SUGAR!!!! FOODDDDDDD.COOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFEEEEE!!!!!! *proceeds to eat entire floor*

Director- Shit.

Inuyasha *falling through midair* now we get to see what the basements like

Director- *stops in midair* WE DONT HAVE A BASEMENT, BAKA!!!!!!! *continues to fall*

(They reach hell)

Kikyo- Welcome to hell everybody..where have you all been.

Sesshomaru, Koga, Inuyasha- COOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Kikyo: Of course we have coffee.

Sesshomaru, Koga, Inuyasha- *start bouncing* WHHHEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEE???????????

Kikyo- Over therebut Ill warn you..its cold and DECAFFINATED!!!

(Koga and Inuyasha scream and run into each otherSesshomaru takes off on youki into air)

Sesshomaru- Im going back to the good coffee.

Director- NOT WITHOUT MEEEEE!!! *glomps Sesshomarus tail*

Sesshomaru- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Director- *starts poking tail randomly* Elevator, go up,up,up,up,up,up,up,up!!!

(Sesshomaru starts barreling towards ceiling at 500 miles an a god-forsaken hour)

~*2 hours later*~

Director- I had no fucking clue Hell took that long to get out and sooo short to get in.

Sesshomaru- Considering all the traffic jams of corporate America and lawyers, were screwed over.

~*5 hours later*~

Director- NEEEEEEEEEDDD FOOODDDD!!!!!

Sesshomaru- Well, theres a floating McDonalds over there..wanna stop

Director- What the.NOOO!!! IM NOT THAT DESPERATE!!!!

Sesshomaru- Okay! *looks up* Oh, Shit..

(Hits ceiling at 500 miles an hour)

Sesshomaru- ouch

Director- Oh so thats what shit means..

Sesshomaru- youre pretty clueless, arent you

Director- Considering that I cant concentrate because of the fact that your hairs dusty

Sesshomaru- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Oh fuck it, wheres Kagome..

Kagome *shows up with Inuyasha panting behind her* right here..

Inuyasha- Slow downwench

Kagome- *whispers something*

Inuyasha- (does a face plant into ceiling)

Sesshomaru- COOOOOOOLLLLL.What did you say?

Kagome- Reverse Sitnow for asking too many questions (and stretching out too many words)Reverse Stay!!!!!!

Sesshomaru- (A/N: Since his head is already in the ceiling the reverse stay blows him all the way up back to the set) AHHHHHHH!!!!! *looks down to find out hes standing on the recently repaired floor of set* Never mindCOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *runs over to coffeepot*

Director- *still clutching tail* SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!

Sesshomaru- *stops suddenly*

Director- *runs into Sesshomarus back* Ouch.

Sesshomaru- *walks over to mirror, and looks at back, sees a director-shaped impression in his back* damn you..

Director- *from spot on floor* cut..

Next Day

Director- Well, everyone I wanted back is back *cough*not kikyo*cough*

Cast- Why didnt you leave Jaken down there then?

Director- Shit! I forgotoh well..come here beating toy.

Jaken- Nooooooooo..-sama

Everyone- -.- what the..

Director and Sesshomaru- Kill him!!!!!!!

*everyone does battle cries*

Inuyasha- Twinkies!!!!!!

Sesshomaru- die..

Director- BEATING TOOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!!!

Everyone- *stops* O.o

Sango- HENTAI!!

Miroku- I DIDNT DO IT..*stops* not this time, anywayoh, screw it*pats Sango*

Sango- HENTAI!!!!! *slaps with Hiratikatu*

Miroku- @.@ *faints*

Everyone- *applauds*

Director- Can we get on with this already.?

Jaken- HEEEELLLLLPPP!!!!! *becomes pancake*

Everyone- Problem Solved!!!!!!

Director- NO ITS NOT!!! *starts beating pancake with lava lamp then stops* Oh what the hell..*pours syrup on Jaken* Oh, Fluffy!!!!

Sesshomaru- *turns into giant dog and eats pancake*

Director- Now, the problem is solved.

Everyone- O.o

Director- You guys do that too much

Everyone- -.-

Director- O.o

Inuyasha- ME NEXT!!!!!!! $.$

Everyone- . -.-

Director- Oh, Fluffy I spot another pancakewhat do you think? *points to Inuyasha*

Sesshomaru- No thank you..too much air.

Everyone else- mmmmair*looks hungrily at Inuyasha*

Director- STOP! NO beating on my favorite character!!!

Everyone- *stops in mid lean/jump/whatever* what

Sesshomaru- *starts to cry and wraps tail around self* What about me??????? *puppy eyes*

Director- What do you mean? Kagome said thatnot me!!!!!

Kagome- Yes, Ive been practicing..

Everyone- O.o

Director- First acting lessons, now this..

Kagome- *cant say much she is currently being strangled by Sesshomaru*

Director- *pulls on Sesshomarus hair* Drastic times call for drastic measures!!!

Sesshomaru- Wench! That Hurt!!!!!!

Director- *pours cold water unto Sesshomarus head*

Sesshomaru- *turns into little puppy* yip, woof, yip.

Inuyasha- He said "Stupid Wench!" But then I could just be guessing on that..

Director- *growls* That does it!!!!!! *goes on cold water rampage*

(Miroku turns into a girl, Sango turns into a demon, Kagome turns into a slug (random, no), and Inuyasha turns into Sesshomaru)

Director- *looks at "Sesshomaru"* Youre just plain weird did cha know that?

Inuyasha- *with the best Sesshomaru face he can muster* Thank you

Sesshomaru- yip, yip, woof

Inuyasha- Oh yah, right back at ya shrimp!

Sesshomaru *runs at Inuyasha and attacks his arm*

Inuyasha- Hey! That Hurt!!!!! *kicks Sesshomaru out window*

Director- KICK THE PUPPY!!!! *kicks "sesshomaru" out the window*

Everyone else- O.o

Director- What?! He is a hanyou Inu-youkai.

Everyone else- Ok!!! *wait for Inuyasha to return*

~* Five hours later*~

Director- *holding puppy* Where is he????

Inuyasha- *sneaks up behind director with cold water*

Director- *turns into a guy* damn you..

Everyone- ^.^

Director- NOT FUNNY!!!!! *pours hot water on self* Thats better*falls over*

(In the process of pouring hot water on herself, the Director has mistakenly turned Sesshomaru back into a human..)

Director- *now has an Inu-taiyoukai sitting on her back* Can you get off of me???

Sesshomaru- Nope!!! *smirks*

Jaken- *evil glare from Director* *dies again*

Director- Thats better! *shoves Sesshomaru off her back*

Sesshomaru- *goes flying out of the window..again*

Miroku- While this is slightly intriging, being a girl, I wish to be back to myself!!!!!!

Director- Tough!!! *pours hot water out window onto Inuyasha, on Sango, and Kagome*

Miroku- HEY!!!!!!

Director- How much?

Miroku- What do you mean?!

Director- Fine..2000 yen for some hot water.

Miroku- *hands over money* *grumbles* Fine.Fine..just give me the water

Director- *pours water on Mirokus head*

Sesshomaru- No fair!

Director- Whats not fair?!

Sesshomaru- I just realized something

Director- *smacks Sesshomaru* Tell me already, Fluffy!!!!!!

Sesshomaru- *growls* Inuyasha hasnt returned yet

Director- *shoves Sesshomaru out window* You just realized that!!!!????

Sesshomaru- *from sidewalk* Found him!!! *is sitting on top of Inuyasha*

Director- Good Sesshomaru!! *tosses him some coffee*

Sesshomaru- *slurps coffee like a dog*

Everyone else- 0.0

Director- *slurps coffee in the same way* What!? He is a Inu!

Sango- Then whats your excuse?

Director- Wouldnt you like to know? *hits Sango over the head with the Hiraikatou*

Everyone- HOW DID YA GET THAT?!

Director- Well, I am a street girl after all

Miroku- *looks at Director*

Director- SHUT UP!! *slaps Miroku*

Miroku- AGAIN! AGAIN!

Director O.o Everyone, walk away slowly *runs away*

Kagome- Well, shes gone!!! PARTY!!!!

~*1:00am*~

Sesshomaru- *falls over*

Kagome- *slurred* Is anyone drink old enough?

Inuyasha- Narake*thinks* Sesshomarus passed out!!! *laughs* *passes out*

Kagome- IDEA!!!!!

Sango- What.

Kagome- *pulls out makeup and hands it out to remaining group members* have fun

~*7 hours later*~

(Sesshomaru and Inuyasha wake up)

Sesshomaru- *looks at Inuyasha* What the????

Inuyasha- What?

Sesshomaru- Look in the mirror! *falls over laughing*

Inuyasha *looks in mirror* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Wait, this actually looks good..

Sesshomaru- *face-vault*

Inuyasha- Why didnt they put any on you?

Sesshomaru- *looks in mirror* THEY DID!!!!!!!! *growls*

Inuyasha- Really? I didnt notice..I thought you always looked like that..

Sesshomaru- *eyes glow* Say that again.

Inuyasha- Really? I..

Sesshomaru- *punches Inuyasha* Shut up! Its a figure of speech!!!!!

Inuyasha- *recoiles on ground*

Sesshomaru- *jumps on top of Inuyasha and proceeds to beat him*

Director- *walks in* *looks at Sesshomaru and Inuyashas madeup faces* Im not even going to ask *walks to back rooms*

( Kagome and Kouga are passed out on the floor of one room, Kouga looks as if he has been repeatedly slapped, and Sango and Miroku are no where to be found..)

Director- I dont even want to know where they areIn fact, I didnt even want to see that..*points at Kouga and Kagome* or that..*points at Sesshomaru and Inuyasha*

Director- *blows air horn*

Inuyasha, Sesshomaru- *scream and clutch ears*

Miroku, Sango- *come running in*

Director- Im not going to ask where youve been

Miroku- Weve been

Sango- *hits Miroku with Hiratakstu* SHUT UP!!!

Miroku- I was just going to say*faints*

Kagome- *wakes up*

Kouga- *still unconscious*

Director- Oh my god! You killed Kouga!!

Kouga- You bitch

Director- Oh, never mind *under breath* damn it

Sesshomaru- Can someone help me???

Director- *takes pictures* nope!!

Sesshomaru- What the hell? *grabs camera*

Director- MINE! MINE! GIMME! GIMME!! *hits Sesshomaru on the head with giant mallet repeatedly*

Sesshomaru- @.@

Director- *grabs camera*

Inuyasha- Nice job!! You knocked him out!!

Sesshomaru- *knocks Inuyasha out* Wrong, half-ling, I knocked you out..

Director- Well, finally, I was wondering where your usual attiude had gone to

Sesshomaru- *looks around* What do you mean? *spies coffeepot* COOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Director- Uh.NO YOU DONT! *runs over and grabs coffeepot*

Sesshomaru- *face vaults* And how exactly did ya get there first?

Director- Easy!!!! Like this..*runs at super youkai speed and hits Sesshomaru so he flies back into a wall*

Sesshomaru- @.@

Director- How many times are you going to make that face????

Cast -.-

Director- and that one!!!

Cast- That does it were leaving! *they all head towards the doorway*

Director- *pushes button* No you dont!!!!!!

Cast- *all hit strange blue light which is now radiating from doorframe*

(This strange blue light has caused all the cast to become chibi)

C. Inuyasha- What the hell?

Director- *smacks Inuyasha* You are too young to curse

C. Miroku- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I cant see anything!

Director- *removes Mirokus face from the ground* That better, stupid?

C. Miroku- *grins*

Director- *realizes why hes grinning* Thats why your never allowed outside

(A/N- Hes grinning because hes now the right height to look up dresses and skirts without looking suspisious)

C. Sango- *trying to lift Hirakatosu* I cant lift this..HELP!!!

Director- *picks Hirakatosu off ground* Good, I can use this to smash C. Jaken if hes still here..

C. Jaken- *wakes up* Im here

Director- Not for long! *smashes C.Jaken with the Hirakotasu*

C. Inuyasha- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Director- Oh my godthats scary*walks to C. Sesshomaru*

C. Sesshomaru- *is being strangled by his tail, which didnt shrink with him*

(Everyone (except Miroku) is now over to C. Sesshomaru trying to get the normal-sized tail off the pint-sized youkai.. Miroku is trying to escape from the set so he can wander around outside)

C. Miroku- *walks through doorframe which is still glowing, he turns back into normal size*

Cast- *stares in disbelief* All we had to do is walk back throughDAMN IT!!!

(All the cast walks through the doorframe and change back to normal sizes, except Sesshomaru)

C. Sesshomaru- WHY THE HELL DIDNT IT WORK!!!!!

Director- No Clue! *looks at button she pushed which reads, The button to make a door radiate blue light which turns your cast into chibis and back again. WARNING: Doesnt turn Inu-taiyoukais back to normal.* ooooohhhh, thats a problem..

Normal-sized cast- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *runs out of breath* .

C. Sesshomaru- -.- Then now am I supposed to turn back

Director- *throws Sesshomaru into machine that says: The Machine to turn Inu-taiyoukais into multiple Inu-taiyoukais.* Damn! Wrong machine!!!

(10 little Sesshomarus emerge from the machine)

C. Sesshomaru 1: What

C. Sesshomaru 2: The

C. Sesshomaru 3- Why

C. Sesshomaru 4- Are

C. Sesshomaru 5- There

C. Sesshomaru 6- Ten

C. Sesshomaru 7- Little

C. Sesshomaru 8- Mes

C. Sesshomaru- 9- Running

C. Sesshomaru 10- Around?

Director- Okay, youre annoying!! *throws little Sesshomarus into a machine that reads: The Right Machine..*

(Normal-sized Sesshomaru emerges)

Sesshomaru- This has been an interesting daybut were going to stop it right here..*under breath* before I get turned into something else..

(Screams are heard as Kouga falls into a spring called: Spring of drowned cat)

Director- *picks up cat* I swear that wasnt there before..*throws "cat" out the window*.. That never happened.

Sesshomaru- See what I mean? CUT! *turns off camera*

Director- Wrong camera! And thats my line!! CUT! *turns off correct camera*

Next Day:

Director- Were back!

(boos are heard from the audience)

Sesshomaru- *walks in* Since when did we have an audience? *looks at director fiddling around with a machine*

Director- *flips tape in player over* there..*pushes play*

("audience" applauds)

Sesshomaru- What the hell? Are you resorting to making a audience to tell you that this "escapade" is entertaining..

Manda- *drops from ceiling landing on Sesshomarus back* Salt!!!!

Director- *growls* Get off Sesshomaru, hes mine!

Manda- Who? Oh, this guy? *pulls Sesshomarus hair*

Director, Sesshomaru- *growl*

(Someone walks through the door)

Director- *runs to person* Hey there! Did you actually come to watch our show?!

Person- Nope, I just came to get Manda back. But, *stares weirdly at the director* You like youd be a fun person to torment.*grins* later..Manda, come!

Manda- Sarahyou always ruin my fun..fine..*jumps off Sesshomarus back* Im leaving..*goes over to computer*

Director- Gods, whats with this day? Weird people, My claim to Sesshomaru is challenged, not thats Id lose him easily *rubs neck* What? Mosquito bite, what were you thinking? *realizes* Damn people, and their messed up minds

Sesshomaru- *turns red*

Director- You, the great and emotionless Sesshomaru, can blush? *takes picture*

Sesshomaru- *hacks*

Director- *cringes* never mind..hmmm..guys, what do I do? Sesshomarus got a hairball..*sighs*

Sarah- *walks in* Im back..to torture you! Stay!

(Director and Sesshomaru eat dirt)

Sesshomaru- *walks over to Sarah and kisses her hand* Thank you, Miss, youve really helped me

Sarah- *looks confused*

Sesshomaru- You cured my hairball..

Sarah- *cringes*

Director- *feeling returns to her legs* Damn..what was that? *realizes what happened when Sarah said s-t-a-y.* Shit! It doesnt work on me too, does it?

Sarah- Everyone has their own sit word (sounds of Inuyasha eating dirt are heard)

Director- *looks at Inuyasha then at Sarah* Dont mind him

Sarah- *continues* You just have to figure it out..

Director- *gets evil look* Yours must be down, then.

Sarah- *eats dirt* How did you know?!

Director- Read your sign

Sarah- Oh, I forgot I was carrying this..

Director- *reads Sarahs sign out loud* "My "sit" word is down." How original

Sarah- *pouts*

Director- *gets evil grin* Everyone, the task today is to find out what someone elses sit *Inu eats dirt* word is..

Miroku- Okay! *hand finds way to Sango*

Sango- Hentai! *Miroku eats dirt* Hey, that never happened before! Cool, Ive found his sit word! *Inuyasha eats dirt*

Inuyasha- Damn wenches, do you all have to say sit all the time. Kagome, your time is annoying. *Kagome eats dirt* Annoying *Kagome eats more dirt*, Huh? This is interesting

Miroku- *from crumpled pile in ground* Damn, Sango, that hurts. Even worse then that boomerang *Sango eats dirt*

Random Person- *walks in* Stay!

Director, Sesshomaru- *eat dirt*

Director- *looks at Random Person* You arent a random person!

Random Person- Yes I is!

Director- *grins* Now I know who you are..Osuwari!

Random Person, Inuyasha- *eat dirt*

Director- Now, Eric, how many times do I have to tell you, get out of my fics! Go write your own *shoves Eric*

Eric- *evil grin* No way! Im staying *Director, Sesshomaru eat dirt* here! *laughs*

Director- Great.. Its time to end this day..before any more injures come of us. *looks at everyone laying in a crumpled heap* Well, Weve added 3 more people to the fic, Everyone has a sit *Inu eats dirt* word, and its just insane..See ya next show*grins*

(Cricket chirps for a second, then stops)

Director- *stomps on cricket* Fine, be that way! *walks off leaving Inu-gumi standing there with confused looks on their faces.*

Sesshomaru- Shes not supposed to leave is she?

Kagome- Nope..I wonder when shell notice the electrical fence

(all look out window and wait)

(sounds of electricity shocking something are heard followed by a scream, then bursts of laughter from the cast)

Sesshomaru- Maybe wed better go rescue her Lets go!

Everyone- *grumbles* fine

Sesshomaru- *turns off camera*